Wondered colonel killed couple

The old colonel went out at three

And saw walking right before him

A strange couple looking a bit weird

Coming from north it seemed

Going south probably

He had nothing to do, thus so went he

The old colonel behind was following

At the girl's waist looked carefully

"It must be fake it can't be real"

Her waist was thin, so small indeed

But her boy to mind didn't seem

That as a belt a ring she was wearing

That guy was old fashioned you see

A sword at his side was carrying

He cut off the waist tired of wondering

Her boy to mind didn't seem

That his girlfriend parted had been

It was no fake her waist was real