Good Book

That's what the good book says

That's what the good book says

And nothin's gonna hurt you

If your livin' it right

That's what the good book says

A-Jonus ya know

Was lower than low

A-headin' down deeper than he wanted to go

A-Jonus was stuck inside of a whale

Just like a prison

And no bail

He wouldn't give up

He wouldn't say die

Had someone a-watchin him

From way up high

He called on the Lord

To help him get free

The whale spit right outa the sea

David was small

No bigger than me

He fought old Goliath

Who was eight-foot three

Goliath was strong

Goliath was brave

And everbody muttered

Poor Dave

His chances were slim

The future was dim

But he had a little extra goin' for him

With only a rock

And the help of the Lord

He laid Goliath like a smorgabord

Sampson was tough

As twenty marines

When he met the army of the Philistines

A thousand of them

The battles were led

And everyone figured

(Uh oh! )

Sam's dead

A thousand to one

Why that's murder to see

But Sam never ever thought of meetin' defeat

With faith in the Lord

A-well he wasn't alone

He clobbered?

With just a hunk of bone

(That's what the good book says)

That's what the good book says

(That's what the good book says)

That's what the good book says

You can always find

When? is in doubt

Right?

Well it's gotta come out