Royal Bed Bouncer

Who's gotta bounce on his bed each night

Looking for knives or some dynamite

Only me royal bed bouncer

Royal, royal bed bouncer

Who's never sure he'll survive his meal?

Poisoned or not my life is a thrill

Look at me, royal food taster

Royal, royal bed bouncer

You'll never ever find me roll in wealth and luxury

No living legend

No heroic role in history

It's just a case of occupational mortality

Oh no see the show, do you know

Who's gotta bounce on his bed each night

Looking for knives or some dynamite?

Only me, royal bed bouncer

Royal, royal bed bouncer

You'll never ever find me roll in wealth and luxury

No living legend no heroic part in history

It's just a case of occupational mortality

Oh no see the show

See me bounce

All around

Up and down

I go