Gate Crashers Suck

I was there at Deer Creek back in 1995

I think it was June maybe July

But Jerry was still alive

All the kids in that parking lot

They tore that fence down

And I blamed them

For the second show getting cancelled.

I really wanted to go

I saved up all of my dough

I didn't go to any other shows

And I got my tickets M.O.ed

And I never missed a Deer Creek show

From '89 to '95

I was happy just to be alive

On my yearly Indiana vacation

But that was cut short by a bunch of jealous,

Party bashin', buzz thrashin', gate crashin', stinky bastards

And if you're one of them

And you hear this song

Fuck you

You cock sucking motherfucker

Fuck You

You cock sucking motherfucker

Fuck You