Old Lady From Carlsbad

Met an old lady in Carlsbad

Who got bit on the ankle by a spider

It swelled on up to about the size of her knee

She was carrying clothes in a plastic bag and breathing kinda heavy

Havin' a hard day was plane to see

She said "somebody stole my shopping cart

It's sittin' out side the door

I don't understand, who could be so cruel?"

She said "Karma is a serious thing and a force to be reckoned with

And well the wipper-snapper that took it is a fool"

And now I'm walkin' with an old lady

Down to the corner bus stop

Talkin' about Jesus and how her heart he won

Talkin' with an old lady down at the corner bus stop

She said expect you a miracle before the day be done.