Portapotty

**I fell in love in the portapotty line

In the parking lot of some show

She was dancing round clutchin herself

She was waitin for her turn to go**

Her dreadlocks swung down

Like shiny golden chains

And she looked to be strong and brave

My nose was filled with a bouqet of patchouli oil

It looked like she had never shaved

I knew right away that I was in love

And she was the one for me

I could not tell if she felt the same way

But I know that she had to pee

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The sunlight shone bright threw that sundress she wore

And reflected off the ring in her nose

Her ankle bells jingled as she danced around

Im so proud of the line that I chose

Then all of the sudden she could not take it no more

On that portapotty she wailed and she banged

As she started tiltin it back and forth

Well, I just raised my head and I sang

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That pretty little vacant sign showed her face

And she blew right in like Peter Pan

I wanted to be there when she was done

So I went and I peed behind a van

Well I did not realize just how much had been drunk

I stood there for the length of the song

Well I zipped up

Went back to that portapotty

But my sweet little lover was gone

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She was dancin round clutchin herself

She was waiting for her turn to go