Where's Tammy Wynette

I stay torn between killing him and loving him

He stays torn between neon lights and home

How 'bout a honky tonk angel

To tell me how this whole thing works

Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?

I got a pack of camels I'm fixing to open

'Cause I got an apron I'm fixing to tie on

Tell me how you fry a skillet of chicken

In high heels and a skirt

Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?

Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?

Like a tease comb for a mess of hair

'Cause you're trying to keep your man

From that hussy over there

And a cheap dress, tube top

Looking for a cat fight

Pretty little bar fly

Doesn't think that I'm the kinda

Good girl that's gonna go bad

Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?

He's gonna sleep in them cowboy boots

On that couch tonight

I'm gonna sit at that kitchen table

With a bottle of wine

I'm gonna search that midnight radio

'Til I find something that hurts

Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?

Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?

Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her?