You Can't Win

If you go, they'll say you're following

If you don't, then you're too good for them

If you smile, you must be ignorant

If you don't, what's your problem

If you're down, so ungrateful

And if you're happy, why so selfish?

You can't win no, you can't win no

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The one who doesn't quite fit in

Under dressed under your skin

Oh a walking disaster

Every time you try to fly you end up fallin'

Out of line

Oh you can't, you can't win no

If you're thin, call it a walkin' disease

If you're not, they're all screamin' obese

If you're straight, why aren't you married yet?

If you're gay, why aren't you waving a flag?

If it's wrong, you'll never hit

If it's right, you'll always miss

You can't win, no you can't win no

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And you try you try so hard

But I swear it on your heart

And you play you play the game

But you pay you pay for it

You can't win no, you can't win no

If you speak, you'll only piss them off

If you don't, you're another robot

If you stop, they'll just say you quit

If you don't, you might lose your shh

You can't win no, you can't win no

You can't win no

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I can't win

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