Keg in the Closet

We had a dog named Bocephus livin in the front yard

He liked sleeping out on top of the car

He drank beer out of the mason jar

And he climb up on everyone in bed

A white frame house in a college town

A bunch of people always hangin' around

No real problems we needed to drown

But we tried our best anyway

We went to class just to pass the time

Back in '89

We had a keg in the closet

Pizza on the floor

Left over from the night before

Where we were going we didn't really care

We had all we ever wanted

In that keg in the closet

This ol' guitar taught me how to score

Right there on that Lambda Chi porch

Mary Ann taught me a little more

About wanting what you can't have

Sweatshirts and flag football

Spring breaks down in Panama

For a while we had it all

We never dreamed it wouldn't last

We went to class just to pass the time

Back in '89

We had a keg in the closet

Pizza on the floor

Left over from the night before

Where we were going we didn't really care

We had all we ever wanted

In that keg in the closet

We all kinda went our separate ways

But I swear it seems like yesterday

Keg in the closet

Pizza on the floor

Left over from the night before

Where we were going we didn't really care

We had all we ever wanted

In that keg in the closet

Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm