Mr Cool

Whatever happened to Mr Cool

Somebody took him back to school

He thought he knew but he did not

Now his name is Mr Hot.

Oh Mr Hot, Mr Hot don't think your through cause you're not

You still don't have what you've got

Oh no no no no

Whatever happened to Know-It-All

Knew how to climb but not to fall

He had to fall from so high above

The only place deep enough was love.

Oh Mr Hot, Mr Hot don't think your through cause you're not

You still don't have what you've got

Oh no no no no

Banana, banana

Sleep in between two beds is a fiddle

you're bound to fall through the hole in the middle

You want your cake and eat it too

One day the cake turn around and eat you

Oh Mr Hot, Mr Hot don't think your through cause you're not

You still don't have what you've got

Oh no no no no

Whatever happened to Mr Cool

Somebody took him back to school

He thought he knew but he did not

Now they call him Mr Hot.