Super Salesman

Well, they call me the super salesman

Cause selling is all I do.

I've got an endless stash

Of expensive trash

I want to sell to you,

Cause I'm a super salesman

Super super salesman,

I'm a super salesman,

That's what I am!

You can tell I'm a genuine person

From my haircut to my shoes.

Don't worry about your money, it's guaranteed,

Guaranteed to lose!

I'm a super salesman

But you'll be doing yourself a favor

And you know that I'm sincere,

I've got a beautiful rap, to sell this crap

It's music to the ears.

Now listen to me

Sell, sell.

I've got things to save you money

I've got things to save you time;

So you can use the time

To earn the cash

To buy this trash of mine

I'm a super salesman

Yes I'm the universal salesman

You can find me anywhere,

Take a good look inside of yourself

You'll find a salesman there.

And you're the super salesman,

Super super salesman,

You're the super salesman,

That's what you are.

Sell yourself, it's later than you think;

Sell yourself, it's later than you think;

Super salesman,

Super super salesman