Kristmas Without Snow

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho

Snow was a filthy ol' bastard,

And getting worse with age

A dirty old man, but a funny old cunt

Twisted and depraved

But the young mums loved old Snow

'cuz he looked like Santa Claus

And they'd bring their kids to meet him

And to hear him (raspy voice) HO HO HO

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho

And Snow would con 'em young mums

To sit on Santa's knee...

Snow loved them bouncing young mums bums

The fucking filthy sleaze.

But all the young mums loved him too

And they loved to sit with Snow

And Snow would bounce 'em up and down

And you'd hear him (raspy voice) HO HO HO.

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho

And Snow just couldn't help himself

The deviant old prick

And with them young mums bouncing on his knee

He'd be fumblin' for his zip.

Then he'd casually take the young mum's hand

And move it nice and slow

And drop it on his floppy cock

And you'd hear him (raspy) HO...HO HO...OH

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

It wouldn't be Kristmas without snow

You'll know Santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho

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