Manuel The Bandito

You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito

I know Manuel well and you know

Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest

Bandito in all Meh-ico

Many men die from the arms of Manuel

His eyes they can cut like the knife

You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito

Manuel is a good friend of mine

Why only just yesterday, riding my burro

Through the hills just off to the east

Manuel he appeared like it seemed out of nowhere

Pointing two big pistolas at me

He say: "Get off the donkey and empty your pockets

Better you do like I said

Or I pull on the trigger of my two big pistolas

Blow fucking great hole in your head"

So I empty my pockets, he say: "Not enough

I thin' Manuel just have some fun

You, get around the back and you lift up the tail

And you kiss on the donkey's bum"

So I do and I kiss and the donkey she shit

In a filthy big heap on the ground

He wave the pistolas he laugh and say: "Eat!"

So I start eating donkey shit down

You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito

I know Manuel well and you know

Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest

Son-of-bitch in all Meh-ico

So many men die from the arms of Manuel

His eyes they can cut like the knife

You ask me if I know Manuel the bandito

Manuel is a good friend of mine

But it's not just me frightened, my donkey is also

This I can tell for a fact

I thin' he remember one time once before

When I lift up his tail just like that

So he started kick me and he kick Manuel

And Manuel dropped the pistolas down

So I picked 'em up and I point 'em at him

I say: "Hey, Manuel is your turn now!"

You get around the back and you lift up his tail

And come on Manuel you kiss his arse

And you eat some shit -- see I leave some for you

Hey, Manuel, you thin' you so smart

Still you ask me if I know Manuel very well

Well, amigo, what more can I say?

Would you believe that me and Manuel

We had lunch together just yesterday!

Yet you ask me if I know Manuel the bandito

I know Manuel well now you know

Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest

Motherfucker in all Meh-ico

So many men die from the arms of Manuel

His eyes they can cut like the knife

Still you ask me if I know Manuel the bandito

Manuel is a good friend of mine

But you keep asking if I know Manuel the bandito

We had lunch together just yesterday

Hey--ey--ey--ey