Stack The Fridge

Verse 1

There's an uptown party on tonight that we're invited to

All the jet-set people there with the finest wine and food

Sip some champagne, snort some coke and maybe swim some in the nude

But they can stick that trendy shit 'cause that's not me and you

A night down at the local pub is nearer what we like

Play the pinball, shoot some pool if the atmosphere is right

But sometimes it's too crowded there or some dickhead wants to fight

So stack the fridge and stoke the bong, we're stayin' home tonight

Chorus

Stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home tonight

Well I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I'd rather fuck than fight

And we'll get smashed on piss 'n' hash and then we'll screw all night

So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying home tonight

Verse 2

We don't need no people round for us to have some fun

To me a good night out with you means stayin' home alone

And I'd rather share my highs with you than share with anyone

We'll drink some booze and smoke a joint and turn each other on

Then we'll just lay down on that big old rug, then we'll dim the lights

Stick a dirty movie on and just wait for the highs

And then we'll hump and screw and fuck until our brains are fried

So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home tonight

Chorus

Stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're stayin' home tonight

Well I'm a lover, not a fighter, and I'd rather fuck than fight

And we'll get smashed on piss 'n' hash and then we'll screw all night

So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying home tonight

So stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying home tonight

We'll just stack the fridge and stoke the bong we're staying home tonight