Tears And Snot

Tears and snot, and lots and lots

Of soggy soggy tissues,

Careful now, just where you walk,

Or they'll stick to your new shoes,

My heart has kicked the shit from it,

It's broken and it's misused,

Tears and snot, and lots and lots

Of soggy soggy tissues.

You wonder why I look like this,

Just ribs and sunken eyes,

Just look at me I'm living proof,

That love can suck you dry,

I met a girl that I love so,

I did my best to please her,

But she won't moan, then I could give

My friend that is the reason why there's

Tears and snot, and lots and lots

Of soggy soggy tissues,

Careful now, just where you walk,

Or they'll stick to your new shoes,

My heart has kicked the shit from it,

It's broken and it's misused,

Tears and snot, and lots and lots

Of soggy soggy tissues.

I slaved all day, to build a house,

With picket fence and roses,

Then she woke me right through the night,

No way that I could slow her,

I tried to sleep, but she kept me

Awake to stoke the fire,

'Til I realised no matter how I tried,

I could not satisfy her.

She had her way five times a day,

And twenty-five on weekends,

Until the day they dragged me here,

My body wrecked and weakened,

They say in time, I'll be the same,

Don't think I ever will though,

She ruined my health, she wrecked my life,

And run off with her dildo left then

Tears and snot, and lots and lots

Of soggy soggy tissues,

Careful now, just where you walk,

Or they'll stick to your new shoes,

My heart has kicked the shit from it,

It's broken and it's misused,

Tears and snot, and lots and lots

Of soggy soggy tissues.

Tears and snot, and lots and lots

Of soggy soggy tissues.