Whistling Dixie

We're a nation full of dumbbells

Pulling nightshifts at the gym

And we're a nation full of bookworm girls

Dumbing down to fall in love with them

We're a nation full of suspects

Whistling dixie at the scene

And we're a nation full of bad detectives

Selling clues to everyone we meet

We're a nation full of envy

Insecure and losing sleep

We're a nation full of jealous boyfriends

Driven nuts by facts and history

We're a nation full of ivy

It's wall to wall to wall all green

And we're a nation full of soundbyte bloodcells

Bound in knots and swelling down the stream

We wrap bibles up in blankets

Just in case we're watched in sleep

But it's the slingshots underneath our pillows

That keep us calm and rested and relieved

'Cause we're a nation built on egg shells, bandages and apple seeds

Attractive homes on top of bruised foundations

That come apart gradually

Before they're leveled completely

Yeah before they're leveled completely