Ain't Dead Yet

They keep tellin us stayin out all night long

Is just plain bad for your health

Drinkin beer all the time, cheap wine and whiskey

Is the same thing as killin yourself

Eatin everything fried, red dye number nine

And cookin in the microwave

They say phosphates and sulphates, flouride in the toothpaste

Will send you to an early grave

Chorus:

But we aint dead yet, no we aint dead yet

Old ticker's still a-tickin ya we're still alive and kickin

No we aint dead yet

Pumpin smoke in our lungs to the effects of the sun

Eatin hamburgers cooked on the grill

Biscuits and gravy is a heart attack waitin

Might as well just make out your will

They got doctors and lawyers and studies and figures

They say we're all good as gone

Tell all the rule makers and all the rule breakers

Why don't you just leave us alone

Chorus:

But we aint dead yet, no we aint dead yet

The old ticker's still a-tickin ya we're still alive and kickin

No we aint dead yet

As long as i'm able to cheat the old devil

Gonna keep on raisin hell

So tell me how to take em, talk about it later

Save that firebox for somebody else

Chorus:

Oh no we aint dead yet, no we aint dead yet

The old ticker's still a-tickin ya we're still alive and kickin

No we aint dead yet

Oh we aint dead yet, no we aint dead yet

We're still stirrin up a ruckus, lightnin aint a-struck us

No we aint dead yet

Oh we aint dead yet, no we aint dead yet

From the nicotine, cafeine, tylenol and alcohol

We aint dead yet