Better With Beer

Got a two-dollar-niteny-nine styrofoam cooler

It gets the job done right

When it's iced down and ready

Thing's set to Yeti

Man it'll go all night

Got a pontoon boat tied up at the lake

It's the black sheep of the dock

Put a kegerator on it

I'll be doggone it

Damn thing rides like a yacht

No matter where you are

No matter what you're doing

One thing's perfectly clear

It's hard not to see it

I think we all agree that

Everything's better with beer

Ain't a red-blooded, blue-collared, God-fearing cowboy

Truck-driving-hippie I know

Who'd look you in the eye

Pop top a cold one

And try to tell ya it ain't so

No matter where you are

No matter what you're doing

One thing's perfectly clear

It's hard not to see it

I think we all agree it

Everything's better with beer

You know that's right

Yeah weddings and funerals

Or sawdust dancehalls

Bleacher sitting, ditch digging

Friday-night frog gigging

Everything's better with beer

No matter where you are

No matter what you're doing

One thing's perfectly clear

It's hard not to see it

I think we all agree it

Everything's better with beer

No matter where you are

No matter what you're doing

Any old time of the year

It's hard not to see it

I think we all agree it

Everything's better with beer

Yeah everything's better with beer

Like Mexican food

Barbecue

Floating down the river on a inner tube

Everything's better with beer