How Country Are Ya?

Yeah

The other night

I met this hot country momma

She was lookin' fine

I was thinkin' oooh yeah

I wanna

Take her home

Make her mine

But all she got to say to my pickup lines

Was woah hoss!!

Hit the break before

We go any further,

Let's get 1 thang straight

How country are ya?

Ya, she said I really need to know

Can you two steps?

Yep!

Good cuz I'd had to let you go

You love your momma?

Yep

Make lots of money?

You own a shutgun?

Yep, yep

I got 2 of those

With all these city slicker

Wanna-be's I had to be sure

How country are you? Yep!

Well she wore me out

With her long interrogations

I had my doubts and my own reservations

I had a list of little things

I wanted in a woman worth a wedding ring

So I sat her down

Said this won't take long

Yeah I've got a few questions of my own

How country are ya?

Yep, girl I really need to know

Do you shoot whiskey?

Yep! Good Cuz I had to let you go

Can you fry chicken?

Yep! Whoop up some gravy?

Oh, I think you'd just be my kinda baby

With all these city girls

Sniffin' around I had to be sure

How country are ya?

How country are ya?

Yep

We're like 2 peas in a pot

How country are ya?

Come on let's tie the knot

We go together like grits and gravy

Come on let's get to makin' us some babies

If we ever doubted it, now we both know

How country are ya? Yep!

How country are ya? Yep!