Welcome To The Club

Now When He Was Young And A Crazy Reckless Boy

He Was Out To Get His Kicks, He Was Out To Enjoy

If It Gave Him Pleasure, If It Got Him High

If It Makes Him Cool It Was Worth A Try

But Now He's Getting Older And Wiser Than Before

He Guards His Pleasures Behind Closed Doors

Now The Things He Needs To Get Him Through The Day

Are Costing Him A Price He'll Have To Pay

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If The Habit's Hard To Break

Welcome To The Club

If The Pressure's Hard To Take

Welcome To The Club

If You've Had Your Share Of Heartaches

Welcome To The Club

Now You Say You Can't Live With It

But You Can't Do Without

The Mirror Looks Back You're Filled With Doubt

So You Take The Blows While You're Takin' All You Can

Join Us At The Club, We Understand

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