3 Sheets to the Wind

Ahh...

I`m here and it`s clear I`m gonna flow so yo black

Just get on up or yo get the bozak

'Cause it ain`t Kojak or Dr. Suess

It`s the kid mother fucker and I`m gonna get loose

'Cause I got the juice to spruce and get nice and

So enticing strong like a bison

Ruff like brandy and no one knows

That I got more riffs than Randy Rhoads

Smash, slash and when I trash I bash

I get ill I chill but you don`t know the half

I trip I rip and though I think I`m slick

I`m nothin but a funky country hick

But I still get down with a sound that pumps

And you can hear me from the trucks and the trunks that bump

Never been questioned by the F.B.I

Although I`ve tried every method just to get high

L.S.D. is what I`m trippin on

And O.E. bitch is what I`m sippin on

A big fat booty`s what I`m grippin on

But for now I`m gonna rock and keep rippin on

Down to the mother fuckin A.M.

As I co bump and jump and keep the crowd in mayhem

No brain no pain...Now c`mon why'all and tell me what`s my name

3 sheets 2 the wind is the state I`m in

Half off the wagon with my feet draggin'

Taggin' hoes gettin' lots of trim

Gettin' jocks and props for all the spots I rock

I`m true I`m blue like Captain Kangaroo

And for the few who knew yo I`m a bang for you

Because the Kid Rock ain`t no bitch yo

And I ain't no radio want to get rich ho

So count my props you can`t get with me and fuck all you cops you ain`t shit to me

But hoes with guns playin hard for fun

So stay off my dick becuz I ain`t the one

And for anyone tryin to bust me up

You better chill with that tryin to fuck me up

And if you`re talkin shit I`m gonna shut ya up

And all ya wack D.J.`s I`m gonna cut ya up

'Cause I don`t give a fuck about no one

And when I wax I tax and that`s just how it goes son

Yo ain`t no sucker

'Cause I`m the kid.."rock mother fucker"

Straight from Mo-town and I won`t slow down

I cease the cheese M.C,`s I moe down

And I show no shame 'cause I`m down for mine

Now tell me what`s my name

It ain`t Eric Clapton and this ain`t slowhand

I`m the kid ya dig and I`m a rock the whole land

'Cause no man can make a track this grand

And if you know what I know than just...