Half Your Age

R: I found someone new who treats me better

She don't bitch about things we ain't got

When I sing this tune it don't upset her

She's half your age and twice as hot

1. Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes

Doesn't care about the strippers dancing at my shows

She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know

R: I found someone...

2. Oh she don't start trouble cuz she dont need drama

She likes it in the mornin' and she loves my momma

I'm her big poppa an she's my little rock n roll

R: I found someone... (2x)