JoJo's Chillin

My man JoJo got a caught on fed photo

So he gotta get out of Atlanta hit SoHo

Baby mama say he been selfish, he like "so ho?"

Then he picked up the cell phone called his old ho

She took him to the airport, hit him with some bread

Parked in the deck, then hit him with some head

Hit the counter with the fake ID and the ticket

The old man little suspicious but he hit him with a

fifty

Hit him with a hundred, hit him with the "Shhh..."

The old man stamped the ticket and he went like

"Shhh..."

Then he hit him with the smile, and he hit him with the

wink

And JoJo hit the bathroom, JoJo hit the sink

Cold water, had to splash on the face

His iPod pumping Snoop "Murder was the Case"

Oh shit, looked to his left, Ghostface

"Peace God, Peace God, where's Shallah Rae?"

"Think he had show down in M.I.A today"

Ghost told him "nice Wallies" then went out on his way

Now it's back to reality, reality say:

Still gotta make it to that side of the gate

He moves out the bathroom quickly with haste

And it's a long line, it's a while before the gates

And it's an old lady giving Jo the evil eye

Mad cause she see him cutting spaces in line

JoJo's Chillin'

Back in line JoJo spot Ivy

Girl from the hood that he knew from NYC

TSA agent so she cleared him on the ID

Before he go through X-ray he taking off his shades

Taking off his jacket, arm out the sleeve

Reached in his pocket, oh shit got weed

He done made it this far, whats Jo to do?

So he stuffed it in his pocket

And he walked right through (He walked right through?)

He walked right through

Then the TSA agent say "She pointing at you."

The old lady that had seen Jo cut line

Went to a officer and tried to drop dime

But Ivy wasn't having that, stepped to the copper

Told him that the old lady's ID wasn't proper

Now the old lady getting treated like a terrorist

Cop got his hand where her grey pubic hair it is

After this though she gonna have to see a therapist

JoJo found the situation hilarious

Threw the old lady's deuces, heading to the train

Concourse A, headed to his plane

Arrived on time, they called the first class

Upgraded ticket took a little more cash

Jo's relieved, hes almost free

Can't wait to land in the NYC

JoJo's Chillin'

Seat belts on, seat back up

Triple shot of Seagram's in JoJo's cup

A little too much he felt the stewardess up

She said "Stop, sir!", he looks like "What?"

Gave a big tip then he headed to the bathroom

When he got there told her "Hey, it has room"

Turned the bathroom into a smashroom

She was hitting lines he was hitting from behind

Look up in the mirror saw Ghost another time

"Peace god, pardon god, I ain't see ya Wis'

Lean toward the mirror cause I gotta talk biz"

Ghostface told him only 20 to LaGuardia

When you get there a car take you to Astoria

You don't want the alphabet boys on call

So tell the stewardess to make a wheelchair call

Wheelchair came, deboard plane

Jojo couple old folks and they canes

Exiting the door he seen a dog walking slow

Couldn't dump the weed, nowhere to go

Turns out the dog sniffed out that blow

Good thing the stewardess a cokehead ho

Cause they bumrushed the bitch

And threw her ass to the flo'

Jo told the wheelchair boy "Let's go!"

And Jo got away that's how the story go

JoJo's Chillin'