Velvet Rabbit

The cuckoo in your clock had a heart attack

The droop in your stock turned your market black

If walls could talk they'd say I don't want to shack up

Like the water I want to keep running

A lawyer with leprosy stole your umbrella

Reached over your shoulder and took your fromunda cheese

You didn't even notice it makes me wonder

If you even know what goes on in your home

this isn't a come on so come on let's face it

The come on your face is really just mayonnaise

It was on your sandwich but then you misplaced it

Now you're going to hell man

Where aleister crowley milks cows in the dairy

And the cows are the dowry for the dead girls he marries

Tariffs are tallied when bovines are buried

The farmer in the dell is the devil

I wore prosthetic pants to the homecoming dance

And my homeboy leroy had legs made of bok choy

I ate him while we danced, loaned him my pants

Romance is romantic if you've got the answers

Velvet rabbit lives in a bubble

Everyone's scared about germs getting shared

And nobody knows how soft you are

Velvet rabbit lives in a bubble

Everyone's scared about germs getting shared

And nobody knows how soft you are

The cuckoo in your clock had a heart attack

The droop in your stock turned your market black

If walls could talk they'd say I don't want to shack up

Like the water I want to keep running

Like the water I want to keep running

Like the water I want to keep running