Ladies of the Road

A flower lady's daughter

As sweet as holy water

Said: "I'm the school reporter

Please teach me", well I taught her.

Two fingered levi'd sister

Said, "Peace", I stopped I kissed her.

Said, "I'm a male resister",

I smiled and just unzipped her.

High diving chinese trender

Black hair and black suspender

Said, "Please me no surrender

Just love to feel your Fender".

All of you know that the girls of the road

Are like apples you stole in your youth.

All of you know that the girls of the road

Been around but are versed in the truth.

Stone-headed Frisco spacer

Ate all the meat I gave her

Said would I like to taste hers

And even craved the flavour

"Like marron-glaced fish bones

Oh lady hit the road!"

All of you know that the girls of the road

Are like apples you stole in your youth.

All of you know that the girls of the road

Been around but are versed in the truth.