The King Crimson Barber Shop

I'm Tony

I'm Billy

I'm Bobby

I'm Belew

We're here to sing and play for you

Oh we're the King Crimson band – and don't you know it

We're the best in all the land – all the land

We play bass and the drums and guitar for you

And if you really want we'll throw the Stick in too

Oh we're the King Crimson band (on EG Records)

And you know we think that's grand

So settle back to have some fun

And tap your foot in twenty-one

'Cause we're the King Crimson band – you better believe it

The King Crimson band – we don't do encores

The King Crimson band – no photos please

'Cause we're the King Crimson band

We don't do 21st Century Schizoid Man

But we're the King Crimson band