Footy Footy

Footy footy, all I wanna do is

Footy footy, all I wanna kick is

Footy footy, they catch the ball, kick, play on!

Footy footy, footy footy footy!

Ang Christou

Che Cockatoo-Collins

Phillip Matera

Gavin Wanganeen

Gary Moorcroft

Aussie Jones

Bruce Doull, the 'Flying Doormat'

'Spida' Everitt

'Spider' Burton

Craig Bradley

The 1995 Carlton football team

Footy footy, footy footy

Footy footy, footy footy

Footy footy, footy footy

Footy footy, footy footy

Footy footy, all I wanna do is

Footy footy, all I wanna kick is

Footy footy, they'll crumb the ruck and run, handball!

Footy footy, footy footy footy!

'Diesel' Williams

Dale Kickett

'Sticks' Kernahan

Darren Jarman

Chad Rintoul

Ashley Sampi

Mick Martyn

Dean [?]

Clint Bizzell

The Brisbane Bears

Aaron Hamill

Everyone

Footy footy, footy footy

Footy footy, footy footy

Footy footy, footy footy

Footy footy, footy footy

I love to go down to Waverley Park

I'm gonna sit on the wing

I'm gonna eat a pie

I'm gonna buy a Footy Record for a dollar-fifty

I'm gonna have a full-strength beer, you girl

I'm gonna take a specky

I'm gonna kick a banana

I'm gonna eat a banana

I am gonna… loving every second of it

I hate what this game has become

Footy