Come Closer

No important pronouncements or announcements

No words of advice or wit

No words of encouragement, discouragement, or chutney

He focused on nothing but the whole fruit

100% naturally delicious

It's always been that way and

It will always be that way

This is an emergency

Remove your mind at once and turn it in to the authorities

This is your final warning

Violators will be permanently exiled to paradise

The year is one

This is the conclusion of one series

And the initiation of another

It makes me see red

It makes death crawl all over me

Makes my muscles tighten

And all I can think of is how much I would love

To put my body through a paper shredder

It makes me want to impale myself on a bed of nails

Or jump into the big black cauldron of boiling oil

It makes me want to twist my body round and round

Tie myself in knots

Tear myself in half

Scream for joy and die and die and die and

When it gets like this

I just don't know what to do with myself

I'm helpless

And I don't want your help

And there's nothing you can do anyway

I just want to end it all

And it never ends

It never ends

It's so pleasant here

The swallows are singing Swedish and Swahili

Please come closer

I need you