Sensitive Artist

I am a sensitive artist.

Nobody understands me because I am so deep.

In my work, I make allusions to books that nobody else has read,

Music that nobody else has heard,

And art that nobody else has seen.

I can't help it, because I am so much more intelligent and well-rounded

Than everyone else who surrounds me.

I stopped watching TV when I was six months old

Because it was so boring and stupid,

And started reading books,

And going to recitals and art galleries.

I don't go to art galleries anymore

Because there are people there,

And I can't deal with people,

Because they don't understand me.

I stay home, reading books that are beneath me,

And working on my work, which no one understands.

I am sensitive.