Ugly Bitches

I met this one bitch

Her name was ugly; should've known I shouldn't have fucked with

But see, when I'm thinking with my dick, everything's switched

I'm Shaq boy, on the block tryna' hit a lick

Like I ain't give a shit, knowing that I gave a fuck

Like what if my niggas found out that I was fucking her

The one we talked about in school, used to chop her up

But my dick tell me I'm a fool if I don't chop her up

I mean she stay around the corner, won't nobody know

Besides I'm tryna slide inside, then I gotta go

Gave her my number, told her to keep it on the low

She cracked a smile like ,"Trust me, won't nobody know"

Stupid bitch had me fooled everytime I pulled

Up to the house I felt bad like,"What the fuck you doin'?"

Super head-hunter everynight it's goin' down

But that bad part is that she weigh about three hundred pounds..Damn

Man, I done fucked some ugly bitches

I'mma keep it real dog, I done fucked some ugly bitches

On the real man, I done fucked some ugly bitches

C'mon dog, man you know fucked some ugly bitches

Fuck it, my nigga, I done fucked some ugly bitches

On the real dog, I done fucked some ugly bitches

I keep it trill with y'all, I done fucked some ugly bitches

C'mon dog, man you know you fucked some ugly bitches

Remember back when I was in school, at that Prairie View

Where the girls real; freaky, fine, very few

Sophisticated, my conversation has designated

To get them drawers in the walls like I'm renovatin'

I never thought that I would find myself fornicatin'

With a bitch that looked like she had born a baby

After I fucked, I threw up,"I need some toilet paper"

Sick as fuck, throwing up, naw I'm just playin'

But shit I could've when her friend said I ate her out

That ugly bitch man I swear I coulda' laid her out

I wanted to look for her, but shit I couldn't though

Cause the last time we fucked, I let her take a picture yo...Damn

Man, I done fucked some ugly bitches

I'mma keep it real dog, I done fucked some ugly bitches

On the real man, I done fucked some ugly bitches

C'mon dog, man you know fucked some ugly bitches

Fuck it, my nigga, I done fucked some ugly bitches

On the real dog, I done fucked some ugly bitches

I keep it trill with y'all, I done fucked some ugly bitches

C'mon dog, man you know you fucked some ugly bitches

Shit, now when I'm out here on the road out here doing shows

Nine times out of ten, I been gettin' chosed

But sometimes, somedays man, shit be slow

And I tend to fuck with a bitch I shouldn't though

Like that one chick, I call her Red, never got the no

She caught me as I left the club; grabbed me at the door

And said, "I'd do anything to get a chance with you."

"Oh for real, like what?", She said, "You tell me boo"

"Shit, ain't no trippin' here's my phone put yo' shit inside"

"Come through I got some liqour baby, we gon' chill tonight"

I got through, seein' her phone and something wasn't right

Six kids, the bitch told me she was forty-five....

What the fuck