The Ballad of Mr. Steak

Did fate mistake us for a pair of star crossed lovers?

The savory ending wasn't drowned in salt and pepper

And as we danced together, I cried a funny smile

As I felt you awake in the heat of feast

Now you're gone forever now inside myself here we go

Ooh Mr. Steak you were Grade A

I believe when a man's in love he'll do anything he wants

He'll do anything that will come to his mind

And like that, Mr. Steak was in love every minute of his mind:

He's stepping left and right cha-cha

He came to me in a package of delight

Every other meal paled in his shadow ooh

He picked me, not the other way around

He came bursting at the seams

He pranced around la la

He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor

He loved to move he was everything and more

And every bite just made him dance more and more

He loved to

Mr. Steak you were Grade A

Mr. Steak, he's such a bachelor at heart

He'd never met another cut that likes to booty booty shaky shake

Do you believe that a steak couldn't love

Or is hard to manage the fact of meat jerkin to the beat

But Mr. Steak he is practically an animal of joy

The rarest of all cuts: tenderloin

It was a tragedy of unimaginable fate his legend lives across the land

Hand in hand here we go he brought the 1

He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor

He loved to move he was everything and more

And every bite just made him dance more and more

He loved to

Mr. Steak you were great, eh?