She Loves Me Not

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not

It's a lot to give for what I got

She loves me, she loves me not

I woke up one morning, it was Valentine's Day

Walked to her house the usual way

I knocked on her door, there all alone

A voice in the distance shouted "Nobody's home"

A dozen red roses behind my back

I peeked through the keyhole and the flowers turned black

And what to my wondering eyes did appear?

My Valentine with the man of the year

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not

It's a lot to give for what I got

She loves me, she loves me not

I was her daddy and she was my child

My little angel was driving me wild

I gave her her lessons, I taught her the rules

I was a teacher and she was at school

A straight A student, ooh she learned quick

She sat at the black board and pointed her stick

I created a monster in black spike heels

She kicked in the teeth and I learned how to squeal

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not

It's a lot to give for what I got

She loves me, she loves me not

My only solution was an ad in the press

Wanted: a female for a man in a mess

I'll give you my honor and I'll guarantee

Won't do to you what she did to me

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not

It's a lot to give for what I got

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not

It's a lot to give for what I got

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not

She loves me, she loves me not