Abc's And 123's
Alphabetically attack with actual actions
Bumping bass while I'm busting breaking backs blasting
Catching cats crashing, creating creations and clashing
Doing a double dose of damage and dashing
Everlastingly encouraging everyone just to endure
Facing feeble fools as I faithfully just flow forth
God's good and God's great, God's grace I gratefully got
Hope in Him has helped heal this hurtin' heart
Idiots institute irrevorant type insolence
Joyful jammin' junk jacking up this Jesus journalist
Killing just to keep the King's kids kicking
Learning life's lessons and just laughing loving and living it
From the A to the B to the B to the Z
Now we gonna break it down to you alphabetically
Bring you back to the essence of how we emcee
Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically
Make the most of moments most men mentaly miss
Navigate nine new nouns, nearly noone notices
Officially overturn obstacles that often operate to
Put people in poor position in their proper place
Quite quaint how the quotient just quickly quits
Reprimanding real rappers who in reality they really rip
Sorry saps sell ya sorry sylables and selling silly suckers
Tell your tall tales trying to touch us
Understand underestimating the underground
Voting to verily vindicate this viscious type of vows
Well wishing and wondering will we waste these wanted weapons
Xeroxing x-rated, x-con type x-men
Yearing and yelling at you yes-men for years while
Zig-zagging and zapping and zoom zealously for zeal
From the A to the B to the B to the Z
Now we gonna break it down to you alphabetically
Bring you back to the essence of how we emcee
Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically
We have a substitute teacher today, students. Say hello to Mr. Billy Puddles.
Billy Puddles, Who's Billy Puddles?
One of these boys running one of these own things
Today you better stop rubbing those tutus like totsies
Three days from now we gonna break out on a three way
Fortune to fork it over like an intrepid on a freeway
Why you five-o trying to beat me like a price on e-Bay
Had a six shooter to my six pack
Seven of my nine lives just then took a trip back
Like that young kid who ate all those eight balls
Only got nine innings in this crazy game of paintball
Ten out of twenty y'all, is going AWOL
From the A to the B to the B to the Z
Now we gonna break it down to you alphabetically
Bring you back to the essence of how we emcee
Cause we gonna break it down to you alphabetically