Go to Bed

It was the night before Christmas and all up through the house

All my creatures is stirring they jumping on the couch

They grab the remote control man then they ran around

While I'm yelling at em' won't you please go turn it down

Then I heard a sound and then I turned around

Sniffed the air smelling like somethings burning now

Christmas trees on fire and its about to burn on down

But my kids are moving slower than a turtle now

And then I put it out feeling like I gone insane

While the other one just got into the candy canes

Sugar rush it be going straight up to his brain

Now he's chasing the cat up and down the window pane

And I feel deranged while I'm steady standing there

Cause they dressed the dog up just like a reindeer

Its Christmas eve do you even straight care?

I'm looking at them then I had to say here

Won't you go to bed

Why won't you go to bed

Your driving your Dad crazy in the head

Why won't you go to bed

Then they ate the milk and cookies like a cannibal

Looked at me said keep the change filthy animal

Then they ran and rolled right into a handled phone

Running and they screaming like Kevin just did in Home alone

So I stand alone feeling like I'm going nuts

Staring at these legos pieces and some broken trucks

If you make me stress and cuss and cause another fuss

Its just gonna be Festivus right here for the rest of us

But I had enough they just made me mad

They broken everything how they gonna pay me back

Staring at my children while they acting crazy bad

Grinch is about to steal Christmas and his name is dad

And I'm crazy mad see my wife walking up

She said knock it off with all that humbug

Don't forget the very reason for the one love

Why we just celebrate Jesus that's enough