Up on the Housetop

Dec 24th I'm at my home chilling

All of sudden I hear this thudding right upon the ceiling

I be like who be illing right there up in my building

Killed my Christmas vibe and ruined this whole feeling but

All of a sudden a big dude with the white beard

Looking quite weird popped up like right here

Said I'm here to battle you plus its quite clear

Man I'm in my nike airs chilling with my wife here relax

Up on the housetop click click click

Down through the chimney came ole' saint nick

He's like my flow is plain sick

So let me break it down straight quick

They call me lil kringles aka st nick

And you's a lame kid plus you should straight quit

And he said its risky to diss me

Cause I got a flow that's dirtier than ya chimney

I punch rhymes like my punch lines to ya kidney

And if it was a present is the only way to rip me

Up on the housetop click click click

Down through the chimney came ole' saint nick

I said listen b why the heck now dissing me

Plus man your older than some ancient history

And your nose it could really use a histamine

Plus your milk breath well it could really use some listerine

What the heck dog you smell like dead log

Wrapped in red fog with curdled up egg nog

Plus its time to get the weight off

So why don't you gone take off and go do a light jog

So wrong you need to roll on

Plus you need to get them reindeer off my whole lawn

That's the junk to get you stole on

Plus you better say so long before it goes wrong

Up on the housetop click click click

Down through the chimney came ole' saint nick

I'm standing there trying to drink it in

Bunch of little elf men try to get it in

How did I get in this predicament

That was when I stood there and then I all sink on in

Man its quite amazing

I got santa and the elves and they locked up in my basement

And the reindeer are outside in the waiting

Does this qualify as a home invasion?

See I'm about to start a riot

Against this dude he just probably just needs a diet

And he's standing there all defiant

That's when I woke up with my two kids crying...