Anus Of Uranus

Late last night while wishing on a star

Down from the sky came a man in a car

He said "Get in, Jackson

Come on let's go for a ride"

Outta sight

Sitting in the cockpit strapped down in a chair

I said, "Hey, tell me

What's that over there?"

He said, "Meet my computer."

He's a friendly son of a gun and we're having fun

Playing cards on Venus in a cloudy room

Pass a glass of ammonia, I got to get off soon

Sunbathin' on Mercury or jammin' on Jupiter

Which do you prefer?

It's getting pretty late, I got to go home

Nice to have met you, what's your telephone?

Maybe soon I'll call you

If I can afford the fare

It's long distance out there

Anus of Uranus, he's a friend of mine

He's a first-rate party and a real fine time

Anus of Uranus, he's a friend of mine

He's a first-rate party and a real fine time