No Meat - No Man

My uncle Sammy he's meek and mild

He took a sausage from my child

When the child began to cry

Sammy kicked him in the eye

Sixteen troubles and on my own

It really starts when I take him home

No meat, no man

No meat, no man

No man's got a heavenly treat

Like the smooth hot meaning of a piece of meat

No meat, no man

No meat, no man

Sixteen rabbits on my neck

Uncle Sammy you can bet

No meat, no man

No meat, no man

Now you slip and slide

Watch my perfect stride

Sex of the best

A seven ton truck

I'm eight miles high

A ticket to ride

No meat, no man

No meat, no man

I took my girlfriend out tonight

But we got drunk and had a fight

No meat, no man

No meat, no man

I got sixteen rabbits for president

I bet my geld on their success

But they don't rent

No meat, no man

No meat, no man

A new political strategy

Oh that's nice

Confusions rise

No meat, no man

No meat, no man

And that's all