It Happens Every Night

"Never again," I said as I awoke in my pissed on bed.

Swore off all the booze and the drugs

making me an animal that pukes on the bar and takes off his clothes

and don't give a shit who's gettin' pissed off.

Just when I think I'll be a good man

I start to get thirsty, here's trouble again.

It's time for a bender

Ain't gonna remember

Just a hell of a time

And it happens every night

"We have to ask you to leave"

"Where the hell are my keys?"

"Who's taking me home?"

And it happens every night

It happens every night

Woke up

In the morn to a snoring face of horror

Blacked out so glad don't remember disgusting times we had

and just as my buzz begins to wear off and the evil hangover wants to show up

I crawl to the place I'm always welcome at

because money is green and my liver is black