Lyrics Kottonmouth Kings

Kottonmouth Kings

Stoner Bitch

I need a stoner bitch

I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch

I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch

Repeat x2 (with voice altering)

{Potluck}

I need a stoner bitch baby

Lookin just like you

And if you like to get high

Well then you just might do

Never cry you only sad

when the sack is gone

I got a pound and a bong

So girl pack the bong

Fuck the Coach, Fuck the Prada,

Fuck the Dolce and Gabbana

She�s happy kickin back

smokin a fat sac of Marijuana

We�ll be together forever

that�s what she promised me

The only breakin up we do

Is when we breakin up the weed

And please believe she�s doin it right

She�s the type of girl that likes

to smoke and fuck all night

She�s the love of my life

My stoner bitch is the Bombay

She�s better than a blonde babe

And better than Beyonce

Ass so big you can see it from the front

And she�s so damn sexy

how she pass the blunt

My stoner bitch is like a dream to me

She be so fine

I gotta make this little fly

Stoner bitch all mine

{Potluck}

I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch

I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch

(repeat x2)

Some men they wanna girl

Who�s gotta nice face

Big ass titties and a slim ass waist

Some men they wanna girl

Who they know can cook and clean

Take care of the kids

and hook a steak up in between

Some men they wanna girl

Who can be a freak in bed

Suck a good dick and put they legs

behind they head

But me I wanna stoner bitch

who always got a blunt

The type of girl that love to smoke

and skillz at rollin up

{Daddy X}

I got a stoner bitch

She�s the queen of the green

She licks my nut sac

Like she licks the blunt baby we

Always stoned at the pad

Up at rollers rollin green

Fat airtight joints she�s a rollin machine

She�s a queen

and I�m a Kottonmouth King

And we fiends for the green

And the sex in between

The hits and the ditz is like bouncin all crazy

We be high in the sheets fuckin stoned

pickin daisies

Its amazing and this is no fabrication

Daddy X I got the finest stoner bitch in the nation

And I put that on circa like my mothafuckin life

Til death do us part she�s my bud smoking wife

{Potluck}

She was probably one of the best hoes

If not thee best hoe I ever had

What she would do is like

little shit that I like done

Uh, havin my joint rolled and ready

{johnny richter}

Yeah rolled and ready

pack and load it now its time to smoke

And talk about my stoner bitch

cuz man she ain�t no joke

Let�s get it straight

don�t ever let her hear you call her bitch

Just like the lights go on and off

her attitude will switch

I got a fine lady love to blaze

and sit some while

and lay up on the couch with me

when it�s getting close to game time

My stoner lady�s bad as fuck

And yes she likes to fuck

Like simon loves it when

I�m diggin deep inside her guts

No macaroni and cheese please

she�ll hit the store

If we outta weed

then she�s out the door to make a score

She be the love of my life

I know she�s down to ride

My stoner baby maybe someday

be my stoner wife

I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch

I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch

(repeat x2)

{Potluck}

My stoner bitch got ass for days

the munchies make her thick

She help me grow my plants

And she knows a couple tricks

The type a bitch who never snitch

And quick to light a spliff

The type a bitch who takin trips

And help me sell my shit

My girl she got a green thumb

And round my green house

She pickin up my pounds

And she drive em down south

Your girl is kinda bullshit

Ya no smoking with your spouse

She gotcha watchin Oprah

while you cuddle on the couch

But me I�m sayin fuck a bitch

Unless she wanna smoke

Tell a couple funny jokes

While she takes another toke

Some girls will take a cherry stem

and tie em with their tongue

My girl will roll another blunt

and smoke it til it�s done

Your bitch is in the kitchen

with some chickin shake n bake

My bitch is takin bong hits

and love the way I bake

Cuz I�m a stoner, you a stoner

she�s a stoner too

And I�m in love with stoner bitches

Just like you

I need a stoner bitch