Stonetown

Welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game

Out here in Stonetown, weed is the name

Welcome to Stonetown, it's a tokers paradise (Stonetown)

The cannabis rivers are flowing, we're blowing bowls out through the night (Down in Stonetown)

The atmosphere's always inviting, enlighten, uplifting for all (Stonetown)

The Indica and the Sativa aroma just seeps through the walls

Down in Stonetown

What's up y'all it's Mr. JR

Am like the sheriff of these here parts

Call me Mr. White Herb and protector of the perbs

And every other herb wanted at large

It's like the wild wild west for all cannabis lovers

Where cops get high too, no undercovers

Like Chris Columbus, come and discover

A new world better than sex with no rubbers

Where everybody's getting high with each other

And when a joint goes out, we just light another

Come on brother let's all get along

Oh look there's the presidents Mr. Cheech and Chong

And by now you should know it's Johnny Richter

Welcome to the Stonetown marijuana mixer

Nice to meet ya, stay as long as you want

But first you gotta clear the bowl out my fucking bong

Welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is the game)

Out here in Stonetown, weed is the name

So welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is your game)

Up here in Stonetown, we're so glad you came (We're so glad you came)

Hi folks, now how's it been going?

The crops near done and the kegs is flowing

This way to the hotel where we smoke well

But it ain't no holiday inn (No!)

It's a busted up brothel, an Amsterdam hostel

A really rundown dive

A cover up for the plants that we gots inside

Where we get whiskey drunk and we dance all night

Yeah let me take your bags and your things

Give you 29 bongs rips, none of which sting

Loc's got the kill bud, X got the chronic

Richter got a hefty bag full of supersonic and me?

Me and Bobby D we stone silly

Double edged banger next up is Greg Philly

Stuck from the scissor hash downtown living

They call me dirtball and I'm Stonetown driven

Welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is the game)

Out here in Stonetown, weed is the name

So welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is your game)

Up here in Stonetown, we're so glad you came (We're so glad you came)

So good to be here, it's nice to meet ya

Looking around at the people I greet

Now look at me face, now look at me features

I make you look crazy, I'm smoking my reefer

Call me the chief, I sprinkle the kief

The head of the class a science teacher

After the school, after the snap

I crash my car into the bleacher

I'm breaking them down to pounds to grains

Peanuts to pretzels Chris a erica, josh a bill Am super man Shaquille O'Neil

Surfing to kill it's on the deck

Ben is boss so who's the next

I check my text, I sent a tweet

I took the pitch, I smoke my weed

Welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is the game)

Out here in Stonetown, weed is the name

So welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is your game)

Up here in Stonetown, we're so glad you came (We're so glad you came)