Weatherman

I make a really bad umbrella

Just like I said I would

I'm full of holes and I do not stay put

So don't think I'm keeping you dry

It just is not raining yet

Clouds come to our sky

We'll both be soaking wet

I make a really bad clothesline

So don't pin your hopes on me

Do not try to tie me tree to tree

I make such a bad clothesline

I would not pin nothing on me

'Cause when you come back for it

You might find it's gone in the breeze

And I don't know, I don't know, I don't know

What else you expected me to say

'Cause I know you know, I told you long ago

That it would always be this way

I'm not a good lighthouse

'Cause I don't always shine

I make a safe shore so hard to find

I make a really bad anchor

Just like I told you so

Because I tend to get dragged

And then I tend to let go

And I make a really good lover

When there's a clear path to the door

Make a really good listener

When I can't talk no more

I make a really good friend

When there's an end in sight

I make a really good wrong to your right

You say I live like I'm on ice skates

Going down a frozen hill

I say, ?Baby, it has always been like that

Maybe it always will?

And when I said that to you

I did not mean to cause you pain

But you can go ahead and blame me

Like you blame the weatherman for the rain

And I don't know, I don't know, I don't know

What else you expected me to say

'Cause I know you know, I told you long ago

That it would always be this way, yea

I make a really bad umbrella

Just like I said I would

Full of holes and I do not stay put

So don't think I'm keeping you dry

It just is not raining yet

Clouds come to our sky

We'll both be soaking wet

Both be soaking wet, both be soaking wet

I think we're gonna be soaking wet

I think we're gonna be soaking wet

I think we're gonna be soaking wet