I Hate Your Ugly Face

You heard a lot of singers moaning of the love they lost

But they're always true to their long lost dear, no matter what the cost

I want you to hear I ain't crying in my beer

This is how it goes with me

The happiest day of my unhappy life

Was when you set me free

I hate your ugly face

I see it every place

It follows me wherever I try to go

Your skin is tanned like leather

And it looks just like a hefer's

Oh, I hate you dear and I think you ought to know

Now most heart-broken singers wish their sweethearts happiness

I just hope you're miserable, you sorry looking mess

I want you to know I ain't crying in my beer

This is how it goes with me

The happiest day of my unhappy life

Was when you set me free