Okie from Muskogee

We don't smoke our draft cards in Muskogee

All we ever drops are BVD's

We don't known no hippies, queers or commies

'Cause we like livin' right and bein' free

And I'm proud to be an okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave old glory down at the courthouse

And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

We do lots of lovin' in Muskogee

We ain't never heard of pitchin' woo

We don't shoot that deadly marijuana

We get drunk like God wants us to do

And I'm proud to be an okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave old glory down at the courthouse

And white ligthnin's still the biggest thrill of all