Mad Racket

Mad Racket

Mother's got a lover half as old as she

Father's got a gamblin'house in capri

Sister sue's a junkie dope and L.S.D.

Sells her arse to the arabs while others

Get it free

So I'm the black sheep

The only hang up I've got

Is an old guitar

And a cat named Lancelot

Mad racket... you've got it

Mad racket... you've got it

Women's undergarments are simon's bag

He's a transvestite he's a fag

Auntie ann is a schizo crazy as they come

She thinks she is a chicken stickin'feathers

In her bum

So I'm the black sheep

The only hang up I've got

Is an old guitar

And a cat named Lancelot