Smelly Nelly

You know crazy nelly

She's crossed eyed and dumb

She's dirty and she's smelly

But she's got a lovely bum

Her hair is bloody grotty

Her breath stinks like the pest

Her skin is dry and spotty

But her arse is just the best

She's gettin'easy money

And welfare from the state

Ooh! smelly nelly... you're so divine

Ooh! smelly nelly... baby be mine

Her body's fat and flabby

Her rotten teeth just stink

Her clothes are torn and shabby

But her lips are nice and pink

Her nickers are encrusted

With shit and bugs and lice

This face is bruised and busted

But her arse is paradise

She's gettin'easy money

And welfare from the state