Runner Ups

Hey old man, how many times we gotta tell you

We don't want a number, where you been so long?

Hey girl, come on over

That'll be just fine

If it ain't workin', take a whiz on the world

An entire nation drinkin' from a dirty truck

My best friend's long gone

But I got runner ups, yeah

When I walk in, my head is practically dragging

Yeah, and all I ever see is just a whole lot of dirt

My whole life's been one long running gag

Two packs of red apples for the long ride home

Well you know, baby

See you walking till you took a wrong way train

Then you sat down and couldn't get up

My best friend's long gone

But I got runner ups

I don't know if it's real but it's how I feel

Don't if you really came but I feel dumb in asking

You should have been an actor, she's so domineering

Take two eyed gold earrings for your troubles, man

Visibly dark points of future in a faze

Instead of standing, I'm running around

The sharpest tool in school doesn't know what's up

My best friend's long gone

But I got runner ups, yeah