Eel Pie

Drop dead said fred

Jumped right back down his hole

You lie, eel pie

Serve it up hot or cold

I hate your guts but I thought I'd be nice

I stroked your ego but it didn't suffice

I smiled politely and laughed at your jokes

When all I want from you is cash for some smokes

Disguise, nothing but lies

You wouldn't know the truth if it could keep you alive

Disgrace boat race

The oars are pulling for you

But you're losin' the race

I hate your guts but I thought I'd be nice

I stroked your ego but it didn't suffice

I smiled politely and laughed at your jokes

When all I want from you is cash for some smokes

You don't give a damn about music

You don't wanna have a good time

Your tongue's as sharp as razor blades

It's cut me too many times, too many times

I hate your guts but I thought I'd be nice

I stroked your ego but it didn't suffice

I smiled politely and laughed at your jokes

When all I want from you is cash for some smokes

You don't give a damn about music

You don't wanna have a good time

Your tongue's as sharp as razor blades

It's cut me too many times, too many times

Too many times

Hey!