Nothing Better To Do

Well it was raining that December

I was turning 23

On my way to Hollywood

Via Tennessee

I was looking for adventure

I was hooked on LSD

I was dreamin' bout the girls

That were goin' down on me

I'll just stay and spend the night with you

'Cause I know you ain't got nothing better to do

Well I was feeling pretty thin

It was lookin' pretty grim

Got a herd of hurdy gurdies

At the Rainbow Bar & Grill

Well she ain't too fuckin' pretty

But she ain't my fuckin' wife

As long as I don't end up

On the back side of her knife

I'll just stay and spend the night with you

'Cause I know you ain't got nothing better to do, yeah

So I hooked up with a band

Second baddest in the land

Eating sushi in Oklahoma

Smokin' green bud in Japan

But the wheels they keep on turnin'

20 people in the crowd

But I love to hear 'em scream

When we're bringin' down the house

I'll just stay and spend the night with you

'Cause I know you ain't got nothing better to do

Ooh, hoo, hoo

I ain't got nothin' better to do

You ain't got nothin' better to do

I ain't got nothin' better to do

You ain't got nothin' better to do

Ooh, hoo, hoo

We ain't got nothin' better to do

We ain't got nothin' better to do