Out Of Sight

Betty Bunion was a strange little fish

She could teach a boy a thing or two

Just grab an ankle and you can make a wish

And she can fly you to the moon

Sweet Sally Seagull was a gypsy and a tramp

I wouldn't know but I've been told

Once you get in there it's a little cold and damp

Ain't the kinda woman you can hold

To the left and to the right

Nothing in between

Out of mind and outta sight

Lost inside a dream

Mother Mary Maple's been sleeping with the lord

Never seen a woman so confused

If you should ask me I'd say that she was bored

Never seen a bible so abused

To the left and to the right

Nothing in between

Out of mind and outta sight

Lost inside a dream

Penelope the Pirate was a pin ball machine

She had two triggers on her hips

You could play her all night and never find the seam

Just make sure the balance never tips