Volcanus 2000 (We Wipe the World)

Hello my dear

Can I peel your skin

Put it in my mouth

And bite it

I am the gallant captain

Of the Volcanus two thousand

Fell down the trash chute

At my job

Woke up on this garbage barge

Thousand tons of urban waste

Is now our pirate ship

Fire from the catapults

Pampers squashed in great big balls

Clustered globs of medical waste

Rain down on cafes

Give us all your treasure now

Or we'll paint your whole town brown

Everywhere they're glad to pay

Se we'll go away

Yeah, yeah

We wipe the world

Join hands and dance

Curl up our toes

And squish sludge into wine

Drink and belch

Gene Simmons style

Methane goes down just fine

Rule the world from the high seas

Kidnap dwindling vaccines

No one dares blow up our ship

They'd have to clean the mess

Yeah, yeah, yeah

We wipe the world

Yeah

We wipe the world

Hundred sixty million tons

Of American trash each year

Thousand football fields

Thirty stories high

Where will you put it all

Not in my backyard

Not in my backyard

Oh god

While your head's in virtual sand

More of our ships sail each day

You all do your part so well

Feed us trash and we will blackmail

Two billion tires

Bottles and cans

And paper plates

Sixteen billion diapers

They all gotta go someplace

'Nuff aluminum

In three months

To build airline fleets

Take a hint from

Your local roach

Join us and mutate

Yeah, yeah, yeah

We wipe the world

Yeah, yeah, yeah

We wipe the world

Yeah, yeah, yeah

We wipe the world